first it was girls' locker rooms vs boys' locker rooms then it was the feminine urge to vs the masculine urge to now it's girl dinner vs boy dinner when will it end when will we escape i feel like maybe some of you guys dont even want to escape doesnt anyone else want to escape

Illustrations from Aristophanes' Lysistrata by Norman Lindsay (1930)

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet